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| User: | dubloon (809819) Divine Blasphemy: Ireland Dreams
YOU FORGOT I WAS A NINJA MOTHER FUCKER! |
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| Name: | Realpolitikican | |||||
| Location: | Northridge, California, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1987-06-27 | |||||
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| Bio: | A NEW MOTTO: "I know I dish out a lot of advice in my articles, but it is only because of my vast experience in every area of human existence. I am not saying outright that I am a immortal Highlander that has lived more lives than you can hope to imagine, but I'm not denying it either. Lets just say that I've been around the block, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. If you have ever found yourself burying a dead hooker with the Rat Pack while hopped up on goofballs, then I'll start taking advice from you asap. Meanwhile, let us continue this loosely assembled rambling article about love before I lose track of what I'm doing and start recounting my tales as an undying Scotsman."-The Pages of Somethingawful.com "E quindi uscimmo a riveder la stelle..." "And we emerged once more...to look upon the stars" -Dante, Canto XXXIII "I end tonight where it all began for me: I still believe in a place called Hope." -Bill Clinton, the '92 Acceptance Speech "All is not lost; the unconquerable Will... ...And Courage never to submit or yield And what else is not to be overcome?" -Milton "To be Irish is to know, in the end, the world will break your heart." -Daniel Patrick Moynihan, following the assaintion of John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the golden boy of Ireland. "Drink up baby, stay up all night." - Elliot Smith "Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; / The best of life is intoxication" - Lord Byron "I don't drink water, fish fuck in it." - Oscar Wilde "What! upon compulsion? No!" - King Henry IV, Part I (Falstaff at II, iv) "We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether they was made or just happened." -Mark Twain "The two Great Unknowns, the two Illustrious Conjecturabilities! They are the best known unknown persons that have ever drawn breath upon the planet. (the Devil and Shakespeare.)"-Twain "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." -Pulp Fiction (rewritten from Ezekial 25:17) "The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace things, but burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..." -Jack Kerouac "On the Road" ihartjellobiafra: i dont like how spanish has accents all over the place but its fun and its like decorating "What the Gospels actually said was: don't kill anyone until you are absolutely sure they aren't well connected"-Kurt Vonnegut "Now I got all the images of sex acts and torture ever took place anywhere and I can just blast it out and control you gooks right down to the molecule -- I got orgasms -- I got screams -- I got all the images any hick poet ever shit out -- My Power's coming -- My Power's coming -- My Power's coming -- ... And I got millions and millions and millions of images of Me, Me, Me, meee."- Burroughs By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed. -- Mark Twain "Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith"- The Rolling Stones "He says, "Son, can you play me a melody? I'm not really sure how it goes But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man's clothes"-Billy Joel "Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think that they will sing to me....We Have lingered in the chbers of the sea...By sea-girsl wreathed with seaweed red and brown/ Till human voices wake us, and we drown." -T.S. Elliot "All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere The tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow"-Gary Jules "This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today"-David Bowie British guy: "Evening gents! How about a nice, warm lager? And help yourself to a packet of crisps, or a ruddy nice plum-pudding." Peter: "What the hell did he just say?" Cleveland: "I have no clue, the only thing I know about British culture is that 'fag' means 'cigarette'" Peter: "Well, then someone tell this cigarette to shut the hell up!" -Family Guy "A DEEP-SWORN VOW Others because you did not keep That deep-sworn vow have been friends of mine. Yet always when I look death in the face, When I clamber to the heights of sleep, Or when I grow excited with wine, Suddenly I meet your face."-A demigod (Yeats) "Fear of serious injury cannot alone justify suppression of free speech and assembly. Men feared witches and burnt women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears." Louis D. Brandies, in the case of "Whitney v. California" "It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either."-Twain "People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."-Kierkegaard "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." -The Bible "Education: The inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent."-Keynes "Either you think -- or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you." -Fitzgerald "We are born into this world unarmed---our mind is our only weapon."-Rand "And we felt infinite"-Perks of Being a Wallflower "Statesman, yet friend to truth! of soul sincere, In action faithful, and in honour clear; Who broke no promise, served no private end, Who gained no title, and who lost no friend, Ennobled by himself, by all approved, And praised, unenvied, by the Muse he loved."- Alex Pope "Okay, so I'm sitting at home one day, right, and all of a sudden my gold fish starts going 'help me help me I'm drowning' so I save him and I'm all 'are you okay??' and then he goes 'haha, just kidding.' so I killed him with a rock. Now I'm lonely"- This guy I knew once. "Poets heap virtues, painters gems, at will, And show their zeal, and hide their want of skill."- More Pope "Our spirit is . . . to show ourselves eager to work for, and if need be, to die for the Irish Republic. Facing our enemy we must declare an attitude simply. . . . We ask for no mercy and we will make no compromise." - Terence Joseph McSwiney, M.P. "An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination."-Shaw "A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood." -An Irish Proverb (we're so brilliant" "Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to."-General Macarthur "Father McKenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there What does he care" - The Beatles "Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass They slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting thorough my open mind Possessing and caressing me"-The Beatles "Life is far too important to be taken seriously."-Oscar Wilde "In ten years we'll go to Ohio, steal Cadillacs for a living." -Saves the Day "Do You Know What I Love the Most?" "I'll love you forevor, I'll love you for always, as long as you're living, my baby you'll be." -A children's book. "I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" "My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori." -Wilfred Owens -Tim | |||||
| Interests: | 150: allen ginsberg, arthurian legends, asian girls, atlas shrugged, beatniks, being awesome, being fabulous, bill clinton, blasphemy, blood sweat and tears, bob 1, bob 2, bob dylan, bob marley, books, bradley, brand new, bright eyes, broadcasting, burroughs, calvin & hobbes, camus, chaminade, cinema, classic rock, clerks, coheed and cambria, comedy, conor oberst, cursive, david bowie, debate, democracy, dogma, douglas adams, drama, dropkick murphys, dublin, earth wind and fire, eddie izzard, emo, eric clapton, falstaff, family guy, flogging molly, franklin roosevelt, free speech, full metal jacket, george carlin, george clinton, get up kids, gilda radner, girls, heart of darkness, history, hot water music, humanism, ireland, irish history, jack kerouac, james bond, jawbreaker, jimi hendrix, john belushi, john locke, john mortimer, johnny cash, journalism, jsa, kairos, kevin smith, knad, kurt vonnegut, lacrosse, led zeppelin, lenny bruce, les miserables, lord of the rings, lorne micheals, lynyrd skynyrd, mark twain, marvel comics, milton, mongols, nofx, oliver wendell holmes, on the road, oscar wilde, paradise lost, pearl jam, pink floyd, political humor, politics, pragmatism, public speaking, pulp fiction, punk rock, quentin tarentino, radio, reading, realpolitick, reservoir dogs, rhcp, rilo kiley, robert heinlein, robertson davies, rock, rolling stones, rumpole, sac, saddle creek, satire, saves the day, scarves, sean connery, secularism, senators, sex, snl, socal, soccer, stan lee, stanley kubrik, sumo, t.h. white, t.s. eliot, taking back sunday, talking heads, teddy roosevelt, tenacious d, the beatles, the book of merlyn, the dodgers, the doors, the economist, the galaxy, the juliana theory, the new yorker, the parliament funkadelic, the simpsons, the stranger, the supreme court, theatre, tolkien, voltaire, will ferrel, william burroughs, willy nelson, x-men, youth and government | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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